Skincare Ingredients

Our goal is to help you understand what you’re putting on your skin and make clean choices. Our priority is clean, but we’ve included dirty ingredients too, for your reference.

1

Blah

Description

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.

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Words

Category

Apples, Bananas

Attributes

Clean, Mean, Green

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Notice

Not all squalane are sourced the same way and sustainable. It can be sourced from:

  • -Olives
  • -Shark liver
Be sure to do your research before purchasing.

2

Duuuurrrr

Description

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

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Pomegranates

Category

Fruit

Attributes

Red,Seeds

Duuuurrrr

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5

Guuuuuh

Description

've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! Anyone who laughs is a communist!

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Space Eels

Category

Cosmic Horror

Attributes

Bitey

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Notice

Don't touch them

7

Laaaame

Description

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? But I know you in the future.

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Honey

Category

bees?,Bees?!,BEEEEES!!!!

Attributes

Buzz

9

Zzzzzzzz

Description

Oh get off the cross, we need the wood. Wayne look, ….It’s inappropriate McMurry. Boots and the Ginger. Figure it out. Not my pig, not my farm. Go Time! Pump the brakes. Back to Choring. Ferda. Grandpa always said a beer and a dart go together like a piss and a fart. Let’s go easy over there, Squirrel Dan. You guys do cross fit Not so bad. Maybe if you’d ever been in a fight, you might not be so keen to be in one. You pee outside as much as the dog does.

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Farm fresh weasel feet

Category

Weird stuff

Attributes

Tiny

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